This is what "sanctuary" looks like when it's in death's throttle:
nothing says "homey" like a pine needle ridden burlap runner
Sean's & my attempt at keeping plant life: a "living" Christmas tree. that's dead.
if you plant succulents, people can't see the squalor
So basically you'd probably contract a disease from stepping out on to our "patio," or as I affectionately think of it, the stoop of agony. Perhaps you can sympathize with what took so long to clean this crap up.
Projects along the way:
after three trips to the dumpster
before of free swing-arm eyesore
during of armless swing-arm eyesore
new grayish BBQ station
Our kickass landlady, with whom I have a special rapport (we're always pregnant together) had our patio repainted at no cost, presumably because she understands the frantic desperation of nesting. So the pine needle stains, rain and tree sap residue, and overall yuck of the patio floor was stricken from our record.
Then I repainted our table frame the same color as that swing-arm table above, threw out the chairs which I'm preeeetty sure were purchased before I was born (the set is a hand-me-down from my grandparents), nailed up the bike (which Sean insists! he'll ride again one day...I tried twice or twelve times to throw it out or Craigslist it), and yesterday finished up the several miscellaneous projects that were keeping me from posting my after photos. I potted succulents; hung the AMAZING portable Ball jar display which my friend Kimmy made - made! - by hand, and will eventually host my herb garden; and jerry-rigged some hangers out of rubber bands and thumb tacks from which the broom and mop are suspended.
I think that was proper ado, so without any further:
view from the sliding door
newly spray painted IKEA lamp with my hard-to-kill succulent choices
the man station
the man station extended (oh hey, I sewed that curtain by myself!)
jealous of my herb vessels? you should be. Jordan's outfit choices?...
...I told her not to go "ow-yide" without her shoes on, so naturally...
stage left, and