Wednesday, November 28, 2012

you know you're a parent when

1. toilet paper rolls are never put in the holder; their permanent station is on the bathroom counter

2. you make no effort to clean up the living room until after 7:30 p.m., or whenever your bug's respective bedtime is

3. your lower kitchen cabinets are duct-taped shut ( have child safety locks? me too...)

4. when groping for your keys in your bottomless purse you encounter a half-eaten slimy slice of  tomato

5. you know all the words to "Hush Little Baby" (if you're not a parent then perhaps you'd be interested to know there are eight sing-songy verses to that sucker)

6. your Pottery Barn catalog has pages ripped out

7. you find Pottery Barn catalog pages under your papasan chair

8. you go to put on you UGG and there's a pacifier in the toe

9. you develop a deep affinity for wine

10. crackers are always on your person (as in literally on your person, but also in your purse for distribution purposes)

11. at any given time there's more food in the carpet than on a plate

12. this is what you do with your mornings:

1 comment:

  1. Beauuutiful picture :) AND I think that affinity for wine may also come pre-parenting...or maybe I will develop it even further once I am a madre??