1. toilet paper rolls
are never put in the holder; their permanent station is on the bathroom counter
2. you make no effort
to clean up the living room until after 7:30 p.m., or whenever your bug's
respective bedtime is
3. your lower kitchen
cabinets are duct-taped shut (oh...you have child safety locks? me too...)
4. when groping for
your keys in your bottomless purse you encounter a half-eaten slimy slice
of tomato
5. you know all the
words to "Hush Little Baby" (if you're not a parent then perhaps
you'd be interested to know there are eight sing-songy verses to that
sucker)
6. your Pottery Barn
catalog has pages ripped out
7. you find Pottery
Barn catalog pages under your papasan chair
8. you go to put on you UGG and there's a pacifier in the toe
9. you develop a deep
affinity for wine
10. crackers are
always on your person (as in literally on your person, but also in your purse for distribution purposes)
11. at any given time
there's more food in the carpet than on a plate
12. this is what you do with your mornings:
Beauuutiful picture :) AND I think that affinity for wine may also come pre-parenting...or maybe I will develop it even further once I am a madre??
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