(See, she's loving it.
I am that mom. The one who makes her child dress like Randy in a Christmas Story while all the other kids are wearing pullover sweaters.)
...getting all kinds of rad presents and looking all kinds of badass...
...reacquainting herself with her cousin, who has hopefully forgotten the last time they hung out and Jordan pushed her to the ground and laid on top of her...
"I remember you.."
...commandeering her cousin's Christmas haul... (actually, they shared rather beautifully
until Jordan saw fit to stop her cousin mid-stroll with her baby doll, lift the toy stroller into the air and yell "MINE." Always a proud parenting moment.)
...rolling her eyes as her mother overshares with the internet and slathers way too many photos on unsuspecting readers...
I do believe I should cut myself off now. The point is we had a Very Very Merry, and hope you did too. I bet you all did, you just have more discretion than I do.